08.28.08
Posted in Jokes at 5:50 by panda
A man walks into a pub and says, “Give me three pints of Guinness, please.” So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they’re gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, “Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I’ll bring you a fresh one as soon as you’re low.”
The man says, “You don’t understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we’d still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too and we’re drinking together.”
The bartender thinks it’s a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the guy’s three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them, then orders two more. The bartender sadly says, “Knowing your tradition, I’d just like to just say that I’m sorry that one of your brothers died.”
The man replies, “Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking.”
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08.26.08
Posted in Jokes at 6:07 by panda
Hung Chow calls into work and says to his boss:- ‘ Hey, I no come work today, I sick,
headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work.’
The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go to work. You try that.’
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ‘ I do what you say,
I feel great. I be work soon…..you got nice house…...’
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08.09.08
Posted in Random Crap at 11:15 by kitty
昨天我终于认识了一位来自中国的朋友，好开心好兴奋！每天看到的都是与我不同肤色,讲着不同语言的人，而她，是我在这里认识的第一位中国朋友。
已经上了三个多星期的班了，认识的人也越来越多，我的同事们都很友好随和，每天看到都会热情地打招呼，问候你是否好。帮个小忙他们会很感激地谢谢你。上班的节奏也是比国内慢了100拍，似乎有点不适应。前天GCM部门的经理看到我说：“I don’t think I know your name”,于是我就自我介绍了，告诉她我是新来的。我说其实我也不知道你的名字，她哈哈笑了，告诉了我她的名字，然后问我来自哪里。我告诉她我来自中国，搬到AUSTIN才没几个月，她说，哦，中国，我们TEAM里也有个女孩来自中国，我想我应该介绍你们俩认识！我当然很乐意了，天天来上班，也没看到个亚洲脸孔的，尽是些金发碧眼或者就是黑漆漆头发卷卷的老外，能有个中国人还真不容易，虽然我们这个也是个大公司，可是亚洲人确实没见到过。
昨天她真的带了那个女孩来见我，我都激动地不知说什么好了，连讲中文都有点结结巴巴了，啊丢人？ANYWAY,我很开心，认识了这个女孩，她来自武汉，看起来还很小，不过她告诉我的年龄后，我知道她比我大，来美国已经三四年了。准备邀请她来我家吃饭。
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