03.31.08
Posted in Jokes at 13:24 by panda
DOG DIARY
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
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03.30.08
Posted in Random Crap at 6:33 by panda
I finally cancelled my FF account. 
It’ll save me about $40 a month…but…oh…all those years. I didn’t really delete my account. An online friend of mine took over the account. She didn’t want to see all my work go to waste…and I really appreciate her for doing it.
Well, one last thing I need to do. Cancel NetFlix. That’ll cut down all my monthly payments I need to make.
The house is looking good, I guess. I got my appraisal back and it’s a good appraisal. Now I need to get homeowners insurance and then get that to the bank. Then I’ll have my loan and we’ll just be waiting on when the sellers can move out. They say they need two more weekends to get their stuff together and move out to their new place on a farm. Hm…I should become friends with them just so we can hang out at the farm. Hee hee hee.
We’re thinking about repainting their little boy’s room. It’s blue and I think it might be a little too dark. I’m thinking maybe a light blue. Be good for a computer room. 
Moohoohoo.
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03.28.08
Posted in Jokes at 13:37 by panda
Place an X by all the things
you’ve done and remove the X from the ones you have not.
( ) Gone on a blind date
( X ) Skipped school
( ) watched someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) Been to Florida
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington, DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
( ) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robber
( ) Recently colored with crayons
( X ) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid for a meal with coins only? (I cleaned out the coin spitoon)
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
( ) Made prank phone calls when a young teenager
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain -(do sprinklers count?)
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sunrise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Gone ice-skating
( ) Been skinny dipping outdoors or indoors
( ) Have you ever sky dived?
(x) Have you ever been scuba dive?
(x) Have you ever climbed a mountain?
( ) Experienced a midnight moonlight night at sea?
( ) Broken a bone?
(x) Sing in a choir
1. Any nicknames? Panda
2. Mother’s name? Mary
3. Favorite drink? Pina Colada…virgin
4. Tattoo? No
5. Body Piercings? No
6. How much do you love your job? 5 out of 10
7. Birthplace? Las Vegas, NV
8. Favorite vacation spot? Hawaii
9. Have you ever been to Africa? No
10. Have you ever eaten cookies for dinner? Yes
11. Have you ever been on TV? Yes
12. Ever steal any traffic sign? No
13. Ever been in a car accident? Yes
14. Do you drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4-door
15. Favorite salad dressing? Italian Vinaigrette
16. Favorite pie? Pumpkin
17. Favorite number? 4
18. Favorite movie? War movies
19. Favorite holiday? Christmas
20. Favorite dessert? Fruits
21. Favorite food? Egg w/ rice
22. Favorite day of the week? Friday
23. Favorite brand of body wash? Bath & Body
24. Favorite smell? My wifey
25. What do you do to relax? Read/play games
26. Furthest place you will send this message? China
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03.26.08
Posted in Random Crap at 14:22 by kitty
Today I saw a video on Youtube named Believe in Yourself which impressed me very much! I like these encouraging words a lot! Before I always read this kind of books, it helps me think the life is good and full of hope. That’s why i always think optimistic, I have never been fear of failure, I always smile to my life. I enjoy my life everyday！
So I would like to share these encouraging words with my friends here, I hope you can be happy everyday! Life is a journey not a destination, enjoy your life!
Believe in yourself and you can do unbelievable things!
In order to success, your desire for success should be greater than the fear of failure!
True friends are those who be with us in our failures rather than enjoy with us in our successes!
Our greatest strength is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall!
See an opportunity in a problem but not a problem in an opportunity!
Courage is not the absence of fear, It is the mastery of the fear!
Don’t let what you can’t do stop you from doing what you can do!
Don’t wait for the change, be the change!
Quality is not accident, it is dedication and hard work！
Failures are the foundations for success!
Failures are the bridges between successes!
Don’t worry about the future, enjoy the present. Today is the best day in your life! Live one day at a time!
We can’t able change the things which are not in our control, but we can change the way we react to them!
No one is stopping you from being happy, happiness is your choice!
Worry and stress takes your energy, feeling good boosts your energy! Accept your situation and feel good!
You can manage your stress, worry and fear by managing your expectations towards yourself!
Nothing in life in more important than feeling good!
You are the creator of your own future. My very best withes for your great future!
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03.09.08
Posted in Random Crap at 17:14 by kitty
周五晚上飞到AUSTIN时，我已经累得快不行，一方面时差没完全调整过来又要TRAVEL，一方面到这边时气流太大，飞机晃动剧烈，弄得我超级恶心。刚下飞机，我就觉得胃里翻江倒海，把随身的提包扔给PANDA就直奔洗手间，一顿猛吐之后，才觉得稍微舒服了点，我的妈呀，我再也不想长途奔波了！
下飞机后，PANDA先去租车，租好车后去拿我们的行李，由于租车用了较长时间，等我们去拿行李时，两个行李在外面放着，一个行李却被锁在了我那们所乘航空公司的Agency里，也许行李出来好久没人拿，他们代我们收好吧，但是我怎么也想不通为什么只锁那一个红箱子，另外两个就扔外面。我和PANDA最后一致认为可能他们看出来我们这个箱子比较值钱，所以他们就锁好吧，呵呵！结果我们等那里的工作人员来开门拿箱子给我们，足足等了一个多小时，等得我气死了，美国人怎么做事那么慢，说马上来开，结果却让我们等了一个多小时，真是可笑！
到达住处后，我晚饭都没吃，倒头就睡，PANDA和JOHN出去吃了点东西。我一觉睡到第二天天亮，也就是星期六早上。
星期六一天，我和PANDA跟着我们的RELATOR JESSICA看了一天的房子，差不多看了有20个HOUSE，一天都是坐车，看房，坐车，又去看别的地方的房，说了不想再TRAVEL，可这一天好像也是一直在TRAVEL。每次一坐上车子，我好像不由自主地一个自然的反应就是想吐，实在受不了。
今天上午睡醒后就和PANDA研究昨天看的房子有那几幢是喜欢的，然后到了10点两人又赶去参加一个AUSTIN 的什么CHOCOLATE FESTIVAL,PANDA早在网上定好了票，到了那里领了票，吃了一堆巧克力。12点结束后，本来下午也约好了我们的RELATOR去看房，可惜我和PANDA都已经筋疲力尽，于是取消了预约，终于在家休息了半天。
唉！这两天我好忙，我好累，但是好像没什么成果：（
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03.05.08
Posted in Random Crap at 9:33 by kitty
这几天没有什么特别的事,每天都跟着PANDA到他公司上班,像极了个跟屁虫!
LAS VEGAS的阳光真是太强烈了,照的人睁不开眼睛,在这里不带太阳镜简直就是虐待自己! 每次坐在车里都觉得自己会被这太阳晒融化掉!现在可才是三月份啊,到了夏天不要太恐怖哦!
今天去打了指膜,比起上次效率高多了,上次在门外排队就排了半天,今天预约时间是9点,我9点05就打好出来了,很快哦!还填了个意见调查表,看来美国政府也开始重视服务了,去年来可没什么调查表填,态度也没那么好,不错不错,有进步!
晚上要同PANDA的朋友吃饭,说不定趁机可以搞到一个工作,而且是可以在家里上班的工作,呵呵,希望能一切顺利哦!
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03.02.08
Posted in Random Crap at 5:00 by kitty
现在已经快凌晨五点,我们才刚刚打完保龄球回来.这是我第一次在美国打保龄球,打得很不好,一共三个FRAME,第一次得了52分,第二次是70分,第三次还是52分,虽然比起PANDA几乎每次都是200左右的分数太逊色,但是却比小猴子还打得好一点.^_^,我还是玩得很开心!打完球,他们两个还去DRIVE THRU买了DEL TACO 和麦当劳,我倒是觉得没饿,所以什么东西都没吃,他们俩都ORDER得不少.这么晚还吃东西,不胖才怪!
最近过得日子还是日夜颠倒,唉!什么时候才能调整过来呢?
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