05.25.07

转贴

Posted in Random Crap at 17:01 by kitty

SUN WUKONG
The writing is on the wall
By Wu Zhong, China Editor

HONG KONG - Throughout his life, the late Chairman Mao Zedong attached great importance to propaganda. “Power comes out of the barrel of a gun” is probably one of his best-known quotations. But it was also his idea that led to both the gun and the pen becoming indispensable weapons in the Chinese Communist Party’s seizure of power to rule “all under heaven” in 1949.

Mao had revolutionary slogans painted on walls, and billboards

were used to promote the party’s line and policy, just like outdoor advertising for commodities. Under Mao, both in the civil war leading up to the taking of power and afterward, outdoor slogans were a highly effective propaganda instrument.

In the Mao era, the use of outdoor slogans reached its climax during the Cultural Revolution (1966-76) when the whole country was overwhelmed by revolutionary slogans painted in red. In addition, everyone carried a copy of Mao’s “Little Red Book” of quotations. Indeed, the country became a “sea of red”. Even today, some places keep the red outdoor slogans of the Cultural Revolution intact (or suspiciously repainted) as a selling point to attract tourists.

With Deng Xiaoping’s economic reforms and opening up, starting in the late 1970s, China has largely departed from the road set by Mao after the death of the “Great Helmsman” in 1976. Nevertheless, one of Mao’s legacies is that outdoor slogans are still widely used as propaganda tools, though most prime outdoor space in large cities has been sold for revenue-generating advertising. For the political messages, the difference nowadays is that the slogans are much more diversified and largely address local affairs.

In the early 1970s, then-premier Zhou Enlai taught a visiting Western journalist how to read Chinese newspapers. He said that what was hailed in “our newspapers” was actually what needed to be improved.

This is certainly true of slogans in today’s China: issues that feature as outdoor slogans are invariably problem ones.

Recently, I traveled with a group to several cities in southern China’s Guangdong province. On a section of the Shenzhen-Shantou expressway within the territory of Shanwei, a city between the two special economic zones of Shenzhen and Shantou, we noticed a slogan on a piece of red cloth hanging from a flyover. It read, “To strike hard on highway robberies.” Another slogan on a roadside billboard said, “Bad public order nearby, don’t stop and get off.” Within minutes we saw the same slogans repeated.

Our guide said highway robberies had run wild in this section of the expressway and the “don’t stop and get off” was meant to warn motorists to exercise extreme caution. But the guide assured us that the situation had greatly improved after repeated efforts by the police. We were somewhat relieved when the ominous slogans stopped.

In Chaozhou, a city bordering Shantou, we came across such slogans as “Drug-trafficking and drug-taking are forbidden” and “To strike hard on underground Mark Six” (a kind of lottery). Obviously, drug-related crimes and underground gambling activities are rampant in the area.

In China, the state monopolizes the production and distribution of cigarettes, but people still manufacture fake cigarettes to get a slice of the profitable business, especially in the Shantou-Chaozhou area. It is common to read slogans such as “To severely crack down on production and sale of fake cigarettes” or “Reward: xxxxx yuan for information leading to smashing of a fake-cigarette production line.”

As China’s economy develops, electricity and telecommunications networks are expanding rapidly. In some poor areas, people cut cables to take out the copper wiring, which they then sell. Hence slogans warn, “Stealing cables interrupts electricity supply” and “Imprisonment for cable thieves.” Some slogans have a bitter sense of humor: “This is optical-fiber cable, no copper inside.”

Beijing has had difficulty in implementing its one-child policy in rural areas, as peasant families need as many hands as possible to work the fields. The most common slogans in villages across China thus relate to family planning - about 80%, according to a report by Xinhua News Agency.

Some of the more popular slogans are encouraging and persuasive, such as: “Both boys and girls are future pillars of the country,” “One child, more banknotes” or “To become rich, give birth to fewer children but build more roads.” Some can be insulting: “To be rich, give birth to fewer children and raise more pigs.”

The slogan “Building a socialist new village” has become a must since President Hu Jintao called for “building a socialist new countryside” at the beginning of last year.

Most major hospitals hang such slogans as “It is illegal to accept red packs.” This highlights the rampant practice of doctors taking red packs with money inside from the families of patients.

As slogans become increasingly diversified and localized, they also become more controversial through their vulgarity or bluntness.

Worsening public order in Shenzhen has been a headache for the authorities for some time. Two years ago, a police station hung a slogan across a street under its jurisdiction that said, “Keep alert to guard against robbers of Henan origin.” Henan is a relatively poor province in central China and many of its natives have to work in other provinces. The slogan obviously angered Henan natives and led to a fierce debate on the Internet over the discrimination. The slogan was withdrawn.

This year, a slogan was found near the entrance of an underground railway station in Beijing: “Looking for a prostitute is forbidden here.” It aroused public criticism after it was reported by the local media. Some readers questioned: “Does it mean that prostitution is allowed elsewhere?”

All the same, slogans remain an indispensable part of life in China, and Chinese slogans have even become a book topic. Kong Qingdong, a Peking University professor of Chinese language, became famous after the publication of his book Long Live Slogans a couple of years ago. Another book, Slogans and China, co-authored by Zhang Wen and Li Yan, also sold well.

Despite growing controversy over the role of government-sponsored outdoor slogans in an increasingly market-oriented economy, an investigative report by the Beijing-based Legal Daily found that nearly all officials interviewed considered such slogans indispensable in promoting government policies and works.

In some places, outdoor slogans have been adopted as an indicator of the performance of local officials, the Legal Daily reported.

So even though the Chinese Communist Party has a variety of channels for its propaganda, such as newspapers, radio, television, the Internet and even short messages on mobile phones, it still needs outdoor (and also indoor) slogans.

The party says, following Deng’s teaching, that it is striving to build a socialist market economy with Chinese characteristics. Slogans could be regarded as one of these unique characteristics.

05.18.07

Oh lookie…Vista hacked in two steps…

Posted in News Articles at 15:11 by panda

How nice is that? I thought they said it was secure….

Vista hacked in two steps

05.14.07

Burnt and shiet~!

Posted in Random Crap at 11:49 by panda

Burnt again! Burnt, well-done, and too salty this time. Omigod! Can’t even get it right. The yams came out good though, but you couldn’t really mess up on those…I mean…just put them in there and let them cook. I tried to use my new temp. gauge thingie, but the doggies licked it and then the steaks were cooking way too fast for me to get that washed and used again.

The steaks pretty much cooked in about oh…3 to 4 minutes. Burning the edges a little bit.  Actually, less than that time frame, actually. I think it took 1 1/2 minutes each side. Man…cooked quick.

Well, that suck balls.

I miss my wifey.

05.11.07

So sleeeepyyy~~

Posted in Random Crap at 11:14 by panda

So sleepy today. Took some sleeping pills last night, but didn’t get the full 8 hours rest. It’s all over my system and kicking me butt.

Anyways, big weekend coming. Teresa’s graduating, got the Mother’s Day grilling festival. I hope I don’t mess up the steaks. Been doing a lot of practicing. :) Will have to report back on how it all turned out. :)

05.08.07

How to get out of a speeding ticket

Posted in Random Crap at 22:23 by panda

Tooo funnni~

Don’t go to other pages. Not safe for work.

20 Most Amazing Coincidences…

Posted in Random Crap at 22:21 by panda

..and it’s just plain freaky

http://leenks.com/link72631.htm

老歌

Posted in Random Crap at 15:06 by kitty

没事情做,闲着无聊,今天翻出来很多老歌听。张国荣的倩女幽魂,粉喜欢的一首老歌,听了N遍,电影也很经典!贴个歌词,有空可以看!有粤语版本和国语版本的,还是粤语的好听,国语的听着怎么都不对劲!真希望自己能讲粤语啊!

人生路 美梦似路长
路里风霜 风霜扑面干
红尘里 美梦有几多方向
找痴痴梦幻中心爱
路随人茫茫
人生是 美梦与热望
梦里依稀 依稀有泪光
何去何从 去觅我心中方向
风仿佛在梦中轻叹
路和人茫茫
人间路 快乐少年郎
路里崎岖 崎岖不见阳光
泥尘里 快乐有几多方向
一丝丝梦幻般风雨
路随人茫茫
一丝丝梦幻般风雨
路随人茫茫

还有小虎队的歌,生于80年代的人应该很熟悉他们的歌,总之我上小学的时候喜欢听他们的歌,那时候喜欢里面的乖乖虎,觉得他长的最可爱最帅,不过后来还是一直没变过,虽然他们解散了,我还是对苏有朋情有独终,不过倒是没有做过有一天可以嫁给他的美梦,只是很单纯地喜欢罢了!

青苹果乐园——小虎队
·°★·°∴° ☆.·°∴°.☆°★°∴°
周末午夜别徘徊
快到苹果乐园来
欢迎流浪的小孩
不要在一旁发呆
一起大声呼喊
向寂寞午夜说BYE BYE
音乐 星光
样样都浪漫
烦恼 忧愁
都与我无关
这是我们的舞台
散发魅力趁现在
让汗水尽情飘散
告诉What’s Your Name
接受这邀请函
I Love You
走出角落的黑暗
Don’t You Know
给我全部的爱
I Need You
安慰我的不安
跟着我尽情摇摆
跟着我不要伤怀
跟着我散发光彩
照亮天空的阴暗
啦啦啦啦
尽情摇摆
啦啦啦啦
尽情摇摆

听着这些歌,好像回到了以前的青涩年代,有很多很多美好的回忆,曾经的朋友和同学都不知道怎么样了,有的曾经关系很好的同学也有十几年不见了,大家都为了自己的梦想打拼,为了各自的生活在奔波着,虽然现在的通讯很发达,联系起来也很方便,但是却也懒得发个邮件打个电话,真的不知道现代的人都怎么了。

再贴一首

<蝴蝶飞呀>> 小虎队
(苏)海风在我耳边倾诉着老船长的梦想
(吴)白云越过那山岗目的在寻找它的家
(陈)小雨吵醒梦中的睡荷张开微笑的脸庞
(合)我把青春作个风筝往天上爬
(苏)贝壳爬上沙滩看一看世界又多么大
(吴)毛毛虫期待着明天有一双美丽的翅膀
(陈)小河躺在森林的怀抱唱着春天岁月的歌
(合)我把岁月慢慢编织一幅画
梦是蝴蝶的翅膀
年轻是飞翔的天堂
放开风筝和长线把爱画在岁月的脸上
心是成长的力量就像那蝴蝶的翅膀
迎着风声越高歌声越高亢
蝴蝶飞呀就像童年在风里跑
感觉年少和彩虹比海更远比天还要高
蝴蝶飞呀飞向未来的城堡
打开梦想的天窗让那成长更快更美好

曾经有一天,我也梦想自己可以变成蝴蝶飞呀,飞向未来的城堡;我也曾经希望自己可以快快长大,可以快快脱离父母的庇护;可是现在,我又是多么希望自己可以再重新回到童年,享受那纯真的童趣!

童年
池塘边的榕树上
知了在声声地叫着夏天
操场边的秋千上
只有蝴蝶儿停在上面
黑板上老师的粉笔
还在拼命唧唧喳喳写个不停
等待着下课
等待着放学
等待游戏的童年
福利社里面什么都有
就是口袋里没有半毛钱
诸葛四郎和魔鬼党
到底谁抢到那支宝剑
隔壁班的那个男孩
怎么还没经过我的窗前
嘴里的零食
手里的漫画
心里初恋的童年
总是要等到睡觉前
才知道功课只做了一点点
总是要等到考试以后
才知道该念的书还没有念
一寸光阴一寸金
老师说过寸金难买寸光阴
一天又一天 一年又一年
迷迷糊糊的童年
没有人知道为什么
太阳总下到山的那一边
没有人能够告诉我
山里面有没有住着神仙
多少的日子里总是
一个人面对着天空发呆
就这么好奇
就这么幻想
这么孤单的童年
阳光下蜻蜓飞过来
一片片绿油油的稻田
水彩蜡笔和万花筒
画不出一边那一条彩虹
什么时候才能象高年级的同学
有张成熟与长大的脸
盼望着假期盼望着明天
盼望着长大的童年
一天又一天 一年又一年
盼望长大的童年

05.07.07

Weight Loss Program

Posted in Random Crap at 12:47 by panda

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads , “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find
he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, “If you catch me you can have me”.

Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so
for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself and finds that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.

“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our
most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt
this good in years.”

The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, you’re mine.”

05.03.07

Porn sparks panda baby boom in China - Science - MSNBC.com

Posted in Random Crap at 10:12 by panda

Panda porn gets Panda’s going. Hells yeah. :)

Porn sparks panda baby boom in China - Science - MSNBC.com

05.02.07

The Melting Pot

Posted in Random Crap at 14:36 by kitty

我和PANDA快要回中国了,在我们走之前,他的姐姐请我们去试一试美国火锅The Melting Pot,因为我从来都没去过.那是一个整洁安静高雅的场所,里面的灯光也是暗暗的,看起来像是吃烛光晚餐的地方,比较适合情人约会,与中国火锅店的人声鼎沸比起来真是截然不同!

真要说起来,这并不能称做火锅,因为根本就没火,它是用电的. 吃东西用的工具也不是筷子,而是刀和叉,还有两个长长的叉,供你煮东西时用.我们在吃中国火锅时,是把要吃的菜都扔在锅里煮,而这个MELTING POT 却是你自己想吃什么,只要把想吃的东西叉在自己的长叉上然后放在锅里煮就可以了,每个人有两支叉,叉头的颜色每人都不同,有红的,绿的,黄的,白的,黑的,蓝的等等,所以你从锅里拿东西吃时不会拿错别人的,只要看准自己的颜色就可以了.

首先第一道菜是CHEESE锅底,他们会给你准备一些小面包块,小胡萝卜,还有苹果块和西芹段等等,把这些东西叉在你的长叉上,然后你可以蘸上你喜欢的CHEESE吃,我们叫了两种Cheese,Cheddar Cheese and Feng Shui Cheese(which is a blend of Fontina and Butterkase cheese),我比叫喜欢吃Cheddar cheese.

接下来就是沙拉.PANDA给我推荐的是CHEF SALAD,我觉得很好吃,有点甜甜的味道,沙拉做的很新鲜.而他听从服务员的推荐,选了CALIFORNIA SALAD,却难吃的不得了,气得他要死.因为很生气,所以就吃掉了一大半我的沙拉:D

再就是主菜了.那两个锅底选的什么我自己都不记得了,也没尝出两个味道有啥不同.菜的品种有很多,我们选了龙虾, 普通的虾,牛肉,还有咖喱鸡肉,TUNA,还有很多各种各样的蔬菜.吃的我撑得不得了.

最后一道是甜点,锅底是两种不同的巧克力酱,你可以把各种水果如香蕉、草苺、菠萝或者各种小蛋糕蘸上巧克力酱吃,味道真得好得不得了。我最喜欢用菠萝和草苺来蘸巧克力酱吃,因为本来这两种水果都有点酸酸的,但是蘸上巧克力酱又带有香浓可口的甜味。最后一道甜点是我的最爱!

吃完后,我们一个个都撑得要死,总的来说还不错,不过比起中国的火锅,那还是没得比啊!中国火锅是物美价廉,又美味可口呀!

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